Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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