i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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