when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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