He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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