Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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