You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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