We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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