Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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