how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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