how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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