suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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