oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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