Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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