My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
being pregnant is like rehab
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
