Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
