what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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