the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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