Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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