This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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