I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
