I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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