How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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