it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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