that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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