i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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