its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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