Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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