Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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