You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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