i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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