We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think your dad took our porno
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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