Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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