Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Porn is love you can see.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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