Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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