If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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