So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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