i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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