after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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