nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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