so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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