if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You've changed since you got that strap on
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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