had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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