Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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