About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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