did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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