I didn't shave. On purpose
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
