Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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