The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
