Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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