By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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