sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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