You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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