too bad you live with your parents still
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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