I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he was CRYING into my vagina
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
