i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Drake has all the answers
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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